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[Hey House 49, guess who's gonna try his hand at being a productive little hero? That's right, Toonie is - he's going to be using the stove for the first time all by himself!

Of course, he wasn't going to try anything too overwhelming. Just spaghetti and meatsauce. He had taken some notes in his journal about how to make it, so it's sitting on the counter nearby. He's got everything else ready, but he's still just... waiting for the huge pot of water to boil.

Impatient as he is, he frowns. And since his journal is wide open, you might hear him growl and mutter to himself.]


Geez, how long does it take water to boil? It never took this long when Grandma did it... [You also weren't watching the pot when Grandma did it, bro.]

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-18 04:29 am (UTC)
cynicism: (05; whatchu talkin bout)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
[No, Little Brat, you are not worth the trip downstairs to have this conversation in person.]

Don't you dare set this house on fire.

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-18 04:40 am (UTC)
cynicism: (37; I hate you so much.)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
I don't trust either of you with heat.

Isn't Sheik around to babysit?

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-18 04:47 am (UTC)
cynicism: (06; annoyed)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
Yeah, yeah. Big hero needs help boiling water.

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-18 04:51 am (UTC)
cynicism: (32; bored now.)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
Longer than you've given it. [See how helpful he is?]

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-18 05:05 am (UTC)
cynicism: (17; I work with retards)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
And surely, the world would end.

Why don't you check your pot now? [Distractions can be a good thing when waiting for water to boil over. It's a life lesson, short stuff.]

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-18 05:09 am (UTC)
cynicism: (Default)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
Good. Does that mean you'll be quieter now?

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-18 05:24 am (UTC)
cynicism: (71; listening)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
Apology accepted.

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-18 05:57 am (UTC)
cynicism: (65; Oh shut up)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
[Because it wasn't his idea for the most annoying household member to start multiplying. But he got outvoted.]

I'll have to make do somehow.

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-21 09:15 pm (UTC)
cynicism: (84; and you're still talking why?)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
At least you chose something that's difficult to ruin.

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-22 09:06 am (UTC)
cynicism: (65; Oh shut up)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
Difficult, but not impossible.

I hope you enjoy eating innocent animal. [Yes he's done this to everyone but the cats at this point. Welcome to the house, kid.]

[Voice]

Date: 2012-01-25 02:33 am (UTC)
cynicism: (05; whatchu talkin bout)
From: [personal profile] cynicism
[...You know. This Link is spunkier than the usual Link. It's not entirely offputting.]

You can say it all you want, but that won't make it true.

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